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A carrot today, may keep cancer away.
Accept the next proposition you hear.
A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you.
Actions speak louder than words, express yourself.
A family reunion in the coming months will be a tremendous success!
A financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes.
A friend asks only for your time not your money.
A friend in the market is better than money in the purse.
A good time to finish up old tasks.
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
A happy event will take place shortly in your home.
A healthy body will benefit you forever.
A liar is not believed even though he tells the truth.
Aim for compassion, not perfection.
A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.
A modest man never talks of himself.
A modest man never talks to himself.
A mysterious person enters your life.
Anger begins with folly, and ends with regret.
Any rough times are now behind you.
A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day.
A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection.
A tall stranger will soon enter your life.
A thrilling time is in your immediate future.
Attention should be paid to your home.
A well-directed imagination is the source of great deeds.
A wise person cares not for what he cannot have but for what he can do.
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise and balance.
Back away from individuals who are impulsive.
Be assertive when decisive action is needed.
Beauty in its various forms appeals to you.
Be careful of extravagence.
Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.
Be more prepared for the unexpected.
Be most affectionate today.
Be patient, pleasant and open and you will see more truth.
Beware of a hidden family discord.
Captivate a new love interest with confidence.
Cleverness is serviceable for everything, sufficient for nothing.
Confront a complicated issue.
Consider gain and loss, but never be greedy and everything will be all right.
Consolidate your interest while the lights are active.
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.
Do not fall into the trap of being complacent.
Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
Don't be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon.
Don't behave with cold manners.
Don't let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently.
Doubt can be paralyzing.
Do you know that the busiest person has the largest amount of time?
Eat healthy - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Emulate what you respect in your friends.
Enjoy what you have; hope for what you lack.
Every excess becomes a vice.
Everyone agrees you are the best.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
Everything will now come your way.
Exceed expectations and you will never have to apologize.
Excitement and intrigue follow you wherever you go!
Explore your own world by working together with your friends.
Find release from your cares, have a good time.
For success today, look first to yourself.
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.
Friends long absent are coming back to you.
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
German proverb: No trees reach the sky.
Get your mind set -- confidence will lead you on.
Get your mind set... Confidence will lead you on.
God not only will listen to your prayers, but will also make them come true.
God of Fortune is beckoning you.
Good news of a long-awaited event will arrive soon.
Good news will come to you by mail.
Good news will come to you from far away.
Good sense is the master of human life.
Good things are being said about you.
Good things happen to good people.
Go shopping with a bargain hunter.
He who is afraid of asking is ashamed of learning.
He who knows he has enough is rich.
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
He who wants to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything.
Honesty and integrity are just some of your best attributes.
How you look depends on where you go.
Humor is a relatively painless method of education.
Ideas you believe are absurd ultimately lead to success!
If you wish to, you will have an opportunity.
If you work seriously, you will succeed.
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
Ignorance never settles a question.
Including others in your life will bring you great happiness.
In dreams and in lfe, nothing is impossible.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
In youth and beauty wisdom is rare.
I see an exciting new job about to present itself, be hold and go for. Your success is assured.
It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today.
It is most enjoyable to talk with you.
It's time you asked that special someone out on a date.
Judge not according to the appearance.
Keep in close touch with what your competition is doing.
Keep waiting for the right moment.
Keep your activities low-key when you are feeling blue.
Keep your feelings to yourself today.
Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you.
Keep your plans secret for now.
Let hatred turn into friendship because of your existence.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure.
Listen carefully to someone who needs to talk.
Listen not to vain words of empty tongue.
Long life is in store for you.
Look forward to great fortune and a new lease on life!
Love truth but pardon error.
Luck is coming your way.
Major purchases should not be made this week.
Many a false step is made by standing still.
Many receive advice, (but) only the wise profit from it.
Nature, time and patience are the three best physicians.
Negotiations move along smoothly, the outcome is favorable!
Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
New and rewarding opportunities will soon develop for you.
No man is without enemies.
Nothing is certain but the unforseen.
Now is the time to try something new.
One old friend is better than two new ones.
Only you can decide what is important to you.
Opportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon.
Our first and last love is.. self-love.
Our first and last love is... Self-love.
Pennies from heaven find their way to your doorstep this year!
Please follow more cautiously Life's Golden Rule.
Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need.
Protective measures will prevent costly disasters.
Reach out your hand tody to support others who need you.
Retaliation is beneath you.
Rome was not built in a day. Be patient.
Rumors are hasty conclusions based insufficient evidence.
Sell your ideas - they are totally acceptable.
Share your happiness with others today.
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.
Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling upon you.
Smile often, and see what happens.
Smiling often can make you look and feel younger.
Society prepares the crime, the criminal commits it.
Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
Something you recently heard will be unexpectedly useful.
Sometimes a stranger can bring great meaning to your life.
Sometimes travel to new places leads to great transformation.
Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
Speak well of people and you need never whisper.
Stand tall! Don't look down upon yourself.
Success in the end eclipses the mistakes made along the way.
Support is a priceless gift.
Take a vacation, you will have unexpected gains.
Take care and sensitivity you show towards others will return to you.
Take stalled matters into your own hands.
Take the bull by the horns.
The beginning of wisdom is to desire it.
The best times of your life have not yet been lived.
The evening is full of surprises.
The night life is for you.
The physician heals, nature makes well.
The problems of today will be buried by the sands of time.
There are riches headed your way.
There is a gradual improvement. Feelings are sweet and tender.
There is a sweet and sincere friendship between you both.
There is a true and sincere friendship between you both.
There is romance in your life this week.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
The secret to good friends is no secret to you.
The simplest answer is to act.
The smart thing to do is to be yourself.
The star of riches is shining upon you.
The time is right to make new friends.
The weather is wonderful.
The will of the people is the best law.
The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.
This is a good time to consider formally helping others.
Time and patience are called for, many surprises await you!
Time is not measured by a watch, but by moments.
Time is prime for your talents to be recognized.
Time is prime for you to become very intriguing.
Time is the wisest counsellor.
To achieve a great goal, one must begin with a small achievement.
To be loved, be lovable.
To effect the quality of the day is no small achievement.
To be eighty years young is more cheerful and hopeful than forty years old.
Today is a lucky day for those who remain cheerful and optimistic.
To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others.
Traveling this year will bring your life into greater perspective.
Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
Truthful words are not always beautiful; beautiful words not always truthful.
Ulterior motives are behind a recent friendship.
Understanding others' goals can bring opportunities.
We must not become complacent over any success.
What's vice today may be virtue tomorrow.
What you left behind is more mellow than wine.
Where there is a will, there is a way.
Wisdom is only found in truth.
Work expands to fill the time available.
You are always welcome in any gathering.
You are a traveler at heart. There will be many journeys.
You are a true and sincere friend.
You are broad minded and socially active.
You are careful and systemmatic in your business arrangements.
You are demonstrative with those you love.
You are full of hopes about your future.
You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow.
You are given the chance to take part in an exciting adventure.
You are going to have some new clothes.
You are heading for a land of sunshine.
You are independent politically.
You are never bitter, deceptive of petty.
You are never selfish with your advice and help.
You are next in line for a promotion in your firm.
You are sociable and entertaining.
You are talented in many ways.
You are tasting the sweets of success.
You are the controller of your destiny.
You are the master of every situation.
You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.
You constantly struggle for self improvement.
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
You don't have to be a full-time role model.
You enjoy giving gifts to yourself and others, you will be rewarded!
You form passionate relationships without compromising your independence.
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
You have a friendly heart and are well admired.
You have a natural grace and great consideration for others.
You have an active mind and a keen imagination.
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
You have an important new business development shaping up.
You have an unusually magnetic personality.
You have a reputation for being straight forward and honest.
You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
You have a yearning for perfection.
You have no more than you merit.
You have a wise spirit and faith in human nature.
You have yearning for perfection.
You'll be caled to a post requiring high ability in handling groups of people.
You long to see the great pyramids in Egypt.
You look pretty.
You love chinese food.
You love peace.
You make people realize that there exists other beauties in the world.
You may at one time be impractical, sporty or intensely restless.
You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
You may have to be patient now - think, listen and heed signs.
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
You or a close friend will be married within a year.
You or a close friend will be married within the year.
You possess a unique beauty.
You simplify your life in many ways and find great rewards.
Your ability for accomplishment will follow with success.
Your ability to find the silly in the serious will take you far.
Your dearest wish will come true.
You're interested in higher education whether material or spiritual.
Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive.
Your existence has a positive contribution to mankind.
Your future will be happy and productive.
Your happiness is interwined with your outlook on life.
Your happy heart brings joy and peace where there is none.
Your heart is a place to draw true happiness.
Your heart is pure, and your mind is clear, and soul devout.
Your life will be happy and peaceful.
Your life will soon be graced with the presence of stardom.
Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
Your love of music will be an important part of your life.
Your luck has been completely changed today.
Your present plans are going to succeed.
Your romantic life will take a turn for the better.
Your smile reveals contentment.
Your success in life must be earned with earnest efforts.
You should be of more tenderness and less aggressiveness.
You think that is a secret, but it has never been one.
You will always be successful in your professional career.
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
You will be advanced socially, without any special effort.
You will be awarded some great honor.
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
You will be unusually successful in business.
You will become more and more wealthy.
You will become more passionate and determined about your convictions.
You will be happy and productive.
You will be unusually successful in business.
You will come to realizations in your life that will change you forever.
You will enjoy good health.
You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.
You will have a long and healthy life.
You will have many friends.
You will have no problems in your home.
You will move to a wonderful new home within the year.
You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier and financially better.
You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier and financially sound.
You will soon be crossing the great waters.
You will soon be honored by someone you respect.
You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties.
You will soon be involved in many gatherings, parties and communications.
You will soon be involved in many gatherings, parties, and communications.
You will soon be surrounded by good friends and laughter.
You will step on the soil of many countries.
You will take a chance in something in the near future.
You will travel far and wide for both pleasure and business.
You will travel far to many places.
You will win success in whatever you adopt.

308, last updated 25 January 2003

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